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Teddylot
Posted on Mon Jan 12, 2009 09:48 PMPermalink Quote
Dear Kirbynite,

In regards to your crops, do you use ethanol-enhanced manure as a fertilizer?

Sincerely,
Teddylot
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Ninetales
unimportant
Posted on Thu Jan 15, 2009 09:48 PMPermalink Quote
Dear Kirbynite,

When are you going to release Monkey Sword?

Sincerely,
Your Loyal Fans
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Teddylot
Posted on Thu Jan 15, 2009 09:49 PMPermalink Quote
Dear Kirbynite,

If marshmallows weren't your worst enemies, would you keep some as pets?

Dubiously,
Teddylot
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cpubasic13
Nuclear Fusion
Posted on Thu Jan 15, 2009 09:50 PMPermalink Quote
Dear Kirbynite,

We regret to inform you that your request to exterminate the zombie roaches has been declined. We apologize for any inconvinience this will cause.

Thank you,
Management

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Teddylot
Posted on Fri Jan 16, 2009 08:26 PMPermalink Quote
Dear Kirbynite,

Would you write me a story? I'd love to read it...

Reverently,
Teddylot
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cpubasic13
Nuclear Fusion
Posted on Sat Jan 17, 2009 07:39 PMPermalink Quote
Dear Kirbynite,

It has come to our attention that you are using copyrighted material in your username. As per law, we insist you cease and desist before we place legal action against you.

Sincerely,
Nintendo

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Teddylot
Posted on Sat Jan 17, 2009 07:43 PMPermalink Quote
Dear Kirbynite,

It's a shame you're allergic to dandelions, Kirb. Just imagine all the wishes you could've made and didn't.

Regretfully,
Teddylot
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Grey
Erstwhile Hero
Posted on Sat Jan 17, 2009 07:55 PMPermalink Quote
Dear Sir Or Madam

Narutal Mlae Enahncmeent! She'll never see it c*mming! Just ask a satisfied customer!

<+Kattwah> SIX INCHES TODAY


Sincerely,

The BIG guys
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Teddylot
Posted on Sun Jan 18, 2009 07:44 PMPermalink Quote
Dear Kirbynite,

When I eat cereal, I have a great, fearful vision of drowning in a torrential sea of milk. Thank goodness the Cheerios are like life buoys.

Safely,
Teddylot
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JDavis
あのマッドサイエンティスト!
Posted on Sun Jan 18, 2009 08:54 PMPermalink Quote







who is dan bakitus










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bloodmoon0011
Hating things since 2-1-88.
Posted on Sun Jan 18, 2009 09:07 PMPermalink Quote
Dear Kirbynite,

My urine tastes like strawberries sometimes. Is this odd?

Concernedly,
Trevor
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Teddylot
Posted on Mon Jan 19, 2009 08:06 PMPermalink Quote
Dear Kirbynite,

Although rotary phones are believed to be obsolete, they can still be used to contact alternate universes and specific phone booths. Prank calls, anyone?

Scientifically,
Teddylot
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cpubasic13
Nuclear Fusion
Posted on Mon Jan 19, 2009 08:07 PMPermalink Quote
Dear Kirbynite,

I went to flush the toilet but Miku was there. What do I do?

From,
cpubasic13

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JDavis
あのマッドサイエンティスト!
Posted on Mon Jan 19, 2009 08:08 PMPermalink Quote
Dear Kirbynite,

How do I shot web?

I dunno lol,
Your friendly neighborhood Spiderman

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Cirvante
To right the countless wrongs of our day, we shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise. What a wonderful world such would be...
Posted on Tue Jan 20, 2009 07:53 AMPermalink Quote
Dear Kirbynite,

What's the best way to cure chronic writer's block?

Worriedly,
Cirvante

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Teddylot
Posted on Tue Jan 20, 2009 10:37 PMPermalink Quote
Dear Kirbynite,

Today was my first day of classes. Care to hear about it?

Tirelessly,
Teddylot
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cpubasic13
Nuclear Fusion
Posted on Wed Jan 21, 2009 08:44 PMPermalink Quote
Dear Kirbynite,

I have been hearing the cicadas outside a lot more frequently in the last few days. Does that mean bad things? Should I carry a baseball bat?

From,
cpubasic13

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Teddylot
Posted on Wed Jan 21, 2009 08:53 PMPermalink Quote
Dear Kirbynite,

If the space-time contiuum were to be "breached", would we a) be oblivious to it, b) be gradually aware of an impending doom, or c) instantaneously cease existing.

This is all hypothetical, of course.

Please put your pencil down when you're finished with the test.

Warily,
Teddylot
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cpubasic13
Nuclear Fusion
Posted on Wed Jan 21, 2009 08:54 PMPermalink Quote
Dear Kirbynite,

Teddylot wanted me to send you another letter.

Wasting your time,
cpubasic13

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Teddylot
Posted on Thu Jan 22, 2009 08:17 PMPermalink Quote
Dear Kirbynite,

I finished a book today. Whenever I finish a book I feel like I've just conquered a tiny section of an unending sea of land. It pains me to confront the fact that I'll never extend my hold over the entire metaphor.

Unfortunately,
Teddylot

P.S. What should I name my land? Let's brainstorm sometime.
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